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Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:

queennubian:

weirdgasm:

thestoutorialist:

gothiccharmschool:

Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. 

No love, 

Jilli

100% true

Especially true for what we dub the “useless titty pockets”. Those jerks aren’t even worth the fabric used to make them.

THE USELESS BOOBY POCKETS ARE A FREAKING ABOMINATION!!!!!! WHY?! WHY LORD? Especially when you’re busty

Good gawd. It brings out the worst when you’re busty and they’re particularly small. Do they even have busty enough models and mannequins to know how sporadically placed and offset those things are?

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    POCKET EQUALITY IF A VAGINA WERE AS SHALLOW AS THOSE POCKETS, MAYBE YOUR DICK WOULD BE USEFUL FOR SOMETHING
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