Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
Especially true for what we dub the “useless titty pockets”. Those jerks aren’t even worth the fabric used to make them.
THE USELESS BOOBY POCKETS ARE A FREAKING ABOMINATION!!!!!! WHY?! WHY LORD? Especially when you’re busty
Good gawd. It brings out the worst when you’re busty and they’re particularly small. Do they even have busty enough models and mannequins to know how sporadically placed and offset those things are?