March 2012
65 posts
The United States of America on college education
- Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
- USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
- Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
- USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
- Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
- USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
- ^Sounds about right
Okay so I'm cleaning someone's laptop that let a 14 year kid
and there are like a million links to bestiality sites and Paris Hilton in the history. What the actual fuck? This kid is obviously disturbed. Should I rat him out? Come on bro, if you must why didn’t you delete the evidence or surf in incognito/private mode or something? I swear internet histories have destroyed my image of so many guys. It’s never the normal porn. And it’s always the church boys that have the most outlandish stuff! Man, smh. I have the intense urge to Lysol every computer now!
Brotha just walked out of the library with a blazer and no shirt.
Are we doing that now?
That frustrating period between an international artist global release and the time it take to get to the US
Seriously why do we have to be behind the curve? I love to support my lesser known artists instead of just downloading, but three months!
“In high school and college, I began to truly understand just how much those magicians at Disney had cleaned up the detritus of fairyland. In the medieval folk versions of these tales, Cinderella’s sisters get their toes chopped off and Sleeping Beauty’s new mother in law, if I’m not mistaken, tries to boil her grandchildren for dinner. I also learned that according to standard feminist interpretation, when Snow White’s virginal mother pricks her fingers and suddenly dies, only to be “replaced” by a wicked stepmother, they’re actually the same woman. It’s an allegory for how the onset of sexuality turns innocent women into competitive, murderous narcissists (damn that mirror on the wall!).”
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Sarah Seltzer (via the Huffington Post)
I was borderline obsessed with reading the original versions of fairy tales from Grimm, Hans Anderson, to all sorts of global children’s lit my sophomore year. I was astounded with the real versions. So many innuendos and let’s not forget Rapunzel’s pregnancy. They made more sense in medieval context than a bunch of cut-and-dry happily ever afters. I never understood how other little girls ever wanted to be Disney princesses. When they’re not being cursed, manipulated by weirdos, or thrown over a shoulder, they are just some dude’s wife.
What grades determine:
- Your ability to memorize mostly useless things
- Your ability to regurgitate information in the way others want you to
- Your ability to understand what adults want from you and give it to them
- Your tolerance for working on tasks you don’t find useful because others want you to do them or believe them to be helpful/socially acceptable
What grades do NOT determine:
- Your intelligence
- Your creativity
- Your emotional capabilities
- Your likeliness to succeed
- Whether you’re a good person
^You betta say that! **stands up and swats the air**
Le rain.
I can breathe again. For a few minutes or hours. Then it’s back to feeling like sandpaper is being scraped over my nasal passages and burning skin. Countdown ‘til I have to go pick up some ‘roids.
It begins.
I don’t know whether the tears in my eyes are symptoms of dealing with the green-yellow menace or that my system is under attack as I write three papers.
Georgia Rep Wants To Force Women To Carry Stillborn Fetuses…"Like cows and pigs do," he says →
blisstree.com
Damn home state! Why you gotta go out and make nat’l news for stupid shit on a daily basis?
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