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Art of Living.
Behing Every Great Novelist.
Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
100% true
Especially true for what we dub the “useless titty pockets”. Those jerks aren’t even worth the fabric used to make them.
THE USELESS BOOBY POCKETS ARE A FREAKING ABOMINATION!!!!!! WHY?! WHY LORD? Especially when you’re busty
Good gawd. It brings out the worst when you’re busty and they’re particularly small. Do they even have busty enough models and mannequins to know how sporadically placed and offset those things are?
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Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
100% true
Especially true for what we dub the “useless titty pockets”. Those jerks aren’t even worth the fabric used to make them.
5,889 notes (via queennubian & gothiccharmschool)
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This Is Why Cats Have 9 Lives of the Day: One life down, eight to go: This 2-month-old kitten was recently found wedged inside a car’s exhaust system, with just its head and a paw sticking out. When the car’s driver realized the animal was still alive, he rushed the part — and kitten — to the local fire department, where the kitten was cut out.
According to fire commander Coronel Candido Cleber:
The kitten was cold and must have climbed into the engine to try to warm up. But when the driver started the engine he was suddenly sucked in. It’s a miracle he was still alive. The driver drove around for hours before deciding to find out what was wrong.
Now for the good news — the kitten had intestinal surgery and is now recovering at a sanctuary in Brazil.
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Scarring image on the day. WTF, cat?](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4wghvCLFg1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
This Is Why Cats Have 9 Lives of the Day: One life down, eight to go: This 2-month-old kitten was recently found wedged inside a car’s exhaust system, with just its head and a paw sticking out. When the car’s driver realized the animal was still alive, he rushed the part — and kitten — to the local fire department, where the kitten was cut out.
According to fire commander Coronel Candido Cleber:
The kitten was cold and must have climbed into the engine to try to warm up. But when the driver started the engine he was suddenly sucked in. It’s a miracle he was still alive. The driver drove around for hours before deciding to find out what was wrong.
Now for the good news — the kitten had intestinal surgery and is now recovering at a sanctuary in Brazil.
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Scarring image on the day. WTF, cat?
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The best part of gym class.
Until you accidentally leaned the wrong way and rolled over your hands Dx
the secret was sitting diagonally, you wouldn’t tip or run over hands
OR WHEN YOU RAN OVER YOUR GODN DAMN LONG HAIR FUCKING SHIT NO
How abut when you cut the sides of your arms or wrists with these things.
These were the best thing about gym class.
This was the only reason I tolerated PE.
O.O YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Brang ‘em out!!!!
On the real, these and the parachute thingy made school actually worth showing up to for the first 4 years.
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Me and my friends used to sing this at recess.
OMG Do you remember all the remixes to this song?! LOL
I believe I can die, I got shot by the FBI, all I wanted some some chicken wings, mashed potatoes and collard greens, I believe I can snore, I got hit by the open dooooorrr……
i never heard these remixes. though i do remember one to Do or Die’s “Po Pimp”…
do you wanna riiiiiiiiiiide in the backseat of my Pinto. ain’t got no seats so sit on the floor
All-a-dese ^ except our “die” was “fry” “I Believe I Can Snore” was followed by “I Got Whooped in the grocery store”
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I graduated on this day 3 years ago
but I feel no closer to adulthood than I was then. I remember feeling more subdued, bored, and distant than happy and exuberant like my peers. I felt detached from those people in ways that only accelerated with time.
Two post-secondary institutes and 80% of a degree later and I am more wary than ever about my destiny. I have less than 6 months to get my shit together before I graduate with my Bachelors’. The only certainty that I have is that for the next five years or less is that I’ll have to pay them for an incomplete education.
I see through the power of Facebook that I have not sustained an unsurvivable blow and have not fallen under circumstances that are completely life-destroying. I grow more confident in my entrepreneurial abilities to sustain myself through a myriad of skills and pure gumption, because it’s really all that I have left to stand on. My drive for self-education, persistence to get my hands dirty and absorption of handy skills will save me from sheer destruction.
